Astrology - Time Out New York

Samples: Tony Blair J.K. Rowling	HorrorScope The HorrorScope is an insult in five parts. It starts with a general abuse about your personality, goes on to describe in some details the sorry state of your emotions, then it moves swiftly to your considerable intellectual shortcomings, before your pathetic love life is dealt with. Finally your 'work' habits - down at the pub - are dispatched with a few words of compassion. Cheers! Just $6, introduction offer (full price is $9). Brilliant as a gift for your 'friends' or a lover you want to stay away from, for a while. Hot as an ice breaker party tool. Do one for each of your guests and the party will be very 'interesting'.

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